How have you not seen The Wiz? We gonna take it back, all right? Hey, as far as I'm concerned, this Saturday night, there's not even going to be a fight. Hey, if it makes you guys feel any better, black people make me really uncomfortable. Hook a brother up with some of that old school. No, I mean, I'm sorry about everything. Love him, dude, more behind the scenes, but he was, like-- All right, good.
I just paralyzed him with my kung fu fingers, so I don't know how he's speaking. Why don't I just get it for you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You want to flash-cook those because they're real lean. That's my bad, old man, all right? He won an Oscar for his screenplay Get Out. The series was created by and starred actors and comedians Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key who would perform various bits and impersonations during each half-hour episode. And then the other blonde girl is the, um-- Can I get you something? Derek is very rude person.
There's nothing on your shirt. It's very simple, Jordan, they're all one-word titles-- Shaft, Wiz, Friday, Juice, and Roots. She's sad she couldn't be here. She appeared as a pirate in the series. There's schmutz all over me now. Okay, I don't know what you looking for, man. You know, she's got a closing today.
This episode won an Emmy for Outstanding Makeup and an Art Directors Guild award for Variety, Competition, Reality, or Game Show Series. Jaime Lannister is the other one. They got to pull it. Two black friends at a bar are repeatedly bothered by people afflicted with white guilt. All right, then, well, get myself back here right here.
Let's see-- nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. No, you didn't-- no, you're telling me you haven't seen Roots. When you eat through plastic tube, when you are paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Derek. No, nobody wants a double burger. I can get out of any attack. Hope there's nothing on my shirt.
You, you have some schmutz on your jammy-jam. One more, one more, one more. I thought I did, man, but, like, uh, Wu-Tang Clan? What you mean, you can't find him? God chose me for this fight. The flash mob is canceled. Is that ground chuck, man? But whatevs, got this thing in '93-- Midnight Marauders tour. You think that you've picked it up? No one cares about your shirt. You know what I'm talking about.
All right, four more years. You're my friend, and I know you're not going to hurt me. I don't know it, all right? What's with the barbarian dude who looks like a huge Dave Navarro? Flash mob-- flash mob canceled. It's really probably okay because you weren't there. Palmer is best known for her roles in 90210, Winx, and Ice Age.
How haven't you seen The Wiz? Ah, there, now we talking. People completely flip out, and they freak out and everything about the movie. Come on, man, that's too new. Come on, man, those fools just came out. Okay, well, we can come up with excuses all day, all day. Why do I have to see that? Dude, this is what I'm talking about.
So guess who wins the game, Terry. Okay, what you looking for-- Biggie, Tupac? I'm gonna do my one line here Oh, yeah. No offense, I ain't trying to park my Bentley next to your Toyota, you know what I'm saying? It's a goddamn race war! I saw it 3 times, and I'll see it 100 more times because, like, I'm happy to do it. Is it Barantheon or Baratheon? Who put this fight together? This is what I'm talking about, by the way. You know what I'm talking about.